Cheyenne Ivy
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[edit] Summary
Cheyenne Ivy (born June 15th, 1994), is a sociopath who loves weed (see below) .
[edit] Childhood
Cheyenne grew up in a family of alot , with a sister named Chante, a dog named Emma, an evil cat and a lesbian beagal named Shiloh. these names may not be spelled right.
Cheyenne was born just south of crazytown(her friend Desi's hometown), but spent most of Cheyenne's childhood living in a state...a state of insanity!
[edit] Education
Cheyenne attended the following schools.
- Alpine
- Slate Hell
- Thomas Worthington High School( experts believe that Ivy will fit in at this high school, due to her addiction to weed being shared with the upperclassmen of Thomas)
- The worst middle school on earth! (aka hell on earth)
[edit] Being Cheyenne Ivy
Some say that there is a portal into Cheyenne's mind that allows you to be Cheyenne Ivy for 15 minute intervels. Afterwards, you will be thrown onto the New Jersey turnpike. The entrance to this portal is on floor 2 1/2 of Cosi.
[edit] Personal Life & Interests
Cheyenne is considered by law to be mentally insane. She suffers from insomnia and is constantly up translating names from japanese manga. She appears to suffer from ocd as well as add, but she is extremely loyal to her friends as well as weed. She is very fun to hang out with.
[edit] Cheyenne and WEED
Cheyenne loves manga as well as anime, and one of her favorites is Ginga Densetsu Weed, an anime and manga that involves rabid and insane dogs that often kill people and other dogs. the stories revolve around an Akita named Weed and his adventures. Because of her obcession for this, many of her friends have dubbed her a weed addict or " little miss weed " some have even left her as a friend and decided to go against her as people who work for the Mentally Insane Society and have been trying to capture her.
[edit] Cheyenne's "Friends"
Cheyenne Ivy has many people who she considers friends as well as a few imaginary friends. Sadly, she is ignorant to the fact that many, if not all of these friends actually are disgusted with her presence. These "friends" refuse to confess their hatred out of fear for their lives. Some of these "friends" are:
Alyea- a "friend" from Alpine. Cheyenne will move to California with her to go to an art college. Cheyenne's best "friend" whom she has known since the third grade. She has braces.
Desi Jones- a "friend" from Slate Hell and the trumpet section in band who has an unhealthy obcession with Matt Damon. She has on more than one occasion been spotted eating, talking to, and or cutting out photos of Matt Damon. Some might say she stalks Mr. Damon, but she perfers to think that she is just " watching out " for him. She hopes to attend Harvard University to become either a doctor or a lawyer. She dreams of creating a time machine and going back to 2003 to visit the crowbar, where she can one day meet Matt Damon and (hopefully) marry him. She has 4 dogs, and some cats. She is the craziest of Cheyenne's friends. She was once stalked by Justice. She plays the trumpet quite badly. She hopes to meet Matt Damon, having recently aquired his address. She has collaborated with Helen to create this page and raise its popularity. She fears death, conjoined twins, lightning, prison,and injuries. She is the comedian in Cheyenne's group. She hates Minnie Driver, which sucks because she is in films with Matt Damon. Desi loves broadway musicals, especially RENT. She thinks Michael J Fox was hot in Back to the Future, and likes "Three's Company", "Spin City", and "Family Ties". She also enjoys music from Adam Pascal, Rent, Mamma Mia, Wicked, The Phantom of the opera, Chicago, Pink, and Journey, among others.
Helen Chen- Helen is another of Cheyenne's "friends". She enjoys tormenting Cheyenne and has a large amount of schadenfreude when it comes to Cheyenne, and will go to extreme lengths to torment Cheyenne, who may deserve this pain. Helen can often be spotted saying " JUSTICE ALERT", referring to the flame haired bufoon who is often around Cheyenne. She has often been spotted singing " Cheyenne and Justice sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ". Helen has fooled many classmates, teachers, and even her father into thinking that she loves school, but we know the truth! She also has a very sick mind, often finding double entendres in people's conversations. She will also often utter " Greg Alert " near Desi because she is quite insistant that Greg Boehm has a crush on Desi, even though Desi just likes him as a friend. Helen formerly had braces, but had them removed in 8th grade. she is well known for creating multiple forms of the game M.A.S.H. including a large foldable including the names of everyone in the 8th grade. She has accepted her friends insanity, even though she is slowly starting to lose her sanity. She has nothing to do but eat all summer, so it is estimated that she will weigh in the range of 250-300 lbs apon arrival at Thomas Worthington. She plays the violin.
Elisa Broncano- A "friend" known at the lunch table for her homemade salsa. She is quite the artist, and is the only Worthingway friend of Cheyenne's who isn't involved in band or orchestra.But still has to go to band camp because she does colorguard. She has a brother named Brandon. She does not know how to spell Danielle. When she searched for Danielle's wiki for us, she searched " Daniel Helton "
Danielle Helton- A "friend" who's mission is to annoy Cheyenne in as many ways possible. She has tried to kill herself with a string and , unfortunately, she has bad grades and doesn't like to turn in homework. She has been quoted as telling Cheyenne that she would help her kill herself. She is part of the conjoined triplets with Desi and Emma S. Emma may be mentioned later. Dani has failure to thrive.
[edit] Cheyenne's failing attempts to play the trumpet
Cheyenne has been quoted to saying " I know i SUCK at playing the trumpet ", and even her former band teacher, Larry Klabunde agrees, as well as her current band teacher, Michael Maynard. She is the third worst trumpet player in her band which, of course, isn't saying much, and though she has progressed at art, her trumpet playing skills have degressed.
[edit] Cheyenne & Justice
Cheyenne also has a great friend named Justice. His hair color is constantly changing (It is believed to now be the color of puke, but due to Justice's absense from school because of the summer holiday, few have seen him recently, but a local resident spotted him walking around town with fire-engine red hair). Cheyenne and Justice may be more than just friends. That is very likely considering that they seem very interested in each other. Cheyenne and Justice deny this relationship, although many witnesses have agreed to sightings of the two in a swimming pool with Cheyenne riding on the latter's back, as well as a more recent account of the two riding bikes together over the summer. Any moron can clearly see their attraction to each other, so their reason for hiding their relationship is not quite clear. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! So cute.
[edit] WHY DESI AND HELEN ROCK!
Desi Jones and Helen Chen, two of the " friends " mentioned above, have been on a mission...make Cheyenne Ivy's page the number one most viewed before the end of the summer. Because of their craftiness and skill (and possibly lack of real lives), they managed to complete this task in a matter of days. As of July 26th, 2008; Cheyenne Ivy is the number 1 most viewed page, with over 3,000 views. Thank you Desi and Helen...YOU ROCK!! SUCK IT MAIN PAGE! <3 <3 <3 <3 :D
